Thousands Rally for Obama in Moscow…
Al Qaeda Among Top Donors to Obama Campaign Fund…
Sandy Relief Supplies Sit Rotting in Central Park…
Ten States Voting to Secede from the Union…
Also Rans to Debate on Russian Television…
Booty Dancers for Obama Draws Pimps, Sluts, and Onlookers…
Booty Dancers for Obama Draws Pimps, Sluts, and Onlookers…
… but mostly onlookers.
Sunshine State Extends Daylight Savings into the Wee Hours…
Report: Grocery Stores Will Save Millions Under Obamacare…
Gay Rights Group Says Obama Does Not Support Homosexuals!
Gay Rights Group Says Obama Does Not Support Homosexuals!
… demands investigation into misleading campaign ads…
And the Winner of the Annual Secrecy Award is… [REDACTED]…
Bloomberg Nixes Nat’l Guard Because They Have Guns & Eat Too Much Salt…
Biden: I’m Ashamed to be Obama’s Vice President…
Bloomberg: Quit Your Whining You Selfish Cretins…
Youthful Naivete and Inexperience the Keys to Winning Elections, say Experts…
Youthful Naivete and Inexperience the Keys to Winning Elections, say Experts…
… “Old people just don’t watch enough television anymore”…
Maryland Police Secretly Record Blacks and Hispanics on Public Transit….
Advertising Executives Say Necrophilia Sells…
Vegetarian Swimmers Assault Fisherman…
Chinese Prisoners Say U.S. Prisoners are Stealing Their Jobs…
Pelosi Dons a Burka in Support of Muslim Sisterhood…
Nevada Woman Arrested for Having Her Vote Stolen…
Bloomberg Bans Baseball Bats, Bow & Arrows as NYC Falls Into Chaos…
Study: 47 Mouths to Feed for Every Employed Worker…
UAW: Obama Gave $15 Million Bailout to Romney Campaign…
UAW: Obama Gave $15 Million Bailout to Romney Campaign…
… or was that $115 Million, we forget…
When Life Gives You Lemons… Do Tequila Shots!
Malcom eXposed: Punkass Chumps & Traitors for Romney…
Hundreds of Vibrators Unearthed at Ancient Burial Site…
Reward Offered for Capture of Escaped Mangy Weasel…
Reward Offered for Capture of Escaped Mangy Weasel…
… approach with caution, may be infected with rabies, say wildlife officials…
